setting : out of nowhere in the middle of a lesson, one irrelevant random question leads me off topic and into an embarrassing ( and yet amusing ) conversation.

student : ”Miss did you get a haircut?”
me : ”Oh yes…”
student : “Cuz you needed one. Looks nice.”
me : ”Oh, I know. I did. Thank you. I mean, you really shouldn’t…”
student :“Miss are you married?”
me : ”No - ”
student : “Why not? You’re so pretty.”
me :  “Oh that’s very sweet but…”
student : “Do you have a boyfriend?”
me :  “No.”
student : “Why not?”
me :  “I don’t know. I just don’t.”
student : “But why?”
me :  “I used to but not anymore.”
student : “Why what happened?”
student :“Did he cheat on you?”
me :  “Uh, no, it just didn’t work out.”
student : ”He totally cheated on you, didn’t he?”
student : “I can hook you up, Miss.”
student : “Yeah she can get you on singles.com.”
me :  “Oh thank you, but really, I’m OK -”
student : “Do you have myspace pictures?
student : ”She can hook you up with mad pictures, miss.” 
student : “Do you pose?”
student : “Yeah you gotta pose.”
me :  ”OK then that’s enough of the 411 on me, folks…”

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